Kari Atalla

Kari Atalla is optimizing her online presence to enhance her Google results via BrandYourself. To do so, she has to mention her full name three times, and so she may as well throw the second Kari Atalla in right here. There's also a three hundred word minimum that she is required to hit, and while this all seems like a lot of work, BrandYourself's tools are really helpful in manually optimizing Google results so that people can find actually relevant information about her instead of things that only sketchy, dishonest stalker types want to know, like all her known relatives and everywhere she has ever lived. Thanks for nothing, Google. If you are like Kari Atalla (woohoo, there's the third!), you value your privacy. Ditch Google for DuckDuckGo and Facebook for MeWe. She is a singer, songwriter, and writer who loves America (even though such grateful patriotism is increasingly falling out of style in conservative Christian circles). She is ever thankful for the remarkable man the Lord gave her as a husband before she had even become a true Christian, and she considers it a fulfilling honor and privilege to serve and love him as his wife (another idea also falling out of style). Apparently, her Flesch-Kincaid level is too high at 12.6, and so sh'es gonna try to shave it down to the prescribed 8. A good bio should have author recommendations. . . let's see. . . literally anything by Greg Elsasser. Vocab Malone. Nabeel Qureshi. Frost. aBeka literature text books. Ah, there's the 7.3. Just about forty more words. Not really enough space to lament the influence of text-speak on literature appreciation. Quick example, though: two days ago, she heard someone say, "I have never droven that far." She had never been droven that crazy. Three hundred, and end rant.